It's Mother's Day! As the youngest of five, I usually get FOUR other phone calls, “Hey! Call ya' Motha!”
And then, I quickly race to the phone, and pretend like I was saving the best for last! :0) So this year will be different. With Mother's Day around the corner, never again will I save the best for last – I'm going to be early!
And listen to how smart this is: Instead of buying the usual dozen roses and chocolates one time, how about buying them one time – and she gets them every single month. Introducing the:
Flowers of the Month Club
Chocolate of the Month Club
And while guys have to go through all this to say I LOVE YOU MA – you might as well join the Beer of the Month Club as well! I know I did!
And ladies, when Father's Day rolls around – and we're not getting our beer of the month – then it's your turn! I'm just saying…
Oh and Mom – HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY! I LOVE YOU LOTSA!